Mr. Clean (Barbara Rosen)
- (Posted 2020-01-03) CPDL #56520:
- Editor: John Hetland (submitted 2020-01-03). Score information: Letter, 4 pages, 372 kB Copyright: CPDL
- Edition notes:
I'm in love with my cleaning lady,
but she's got the hots for Mister Clean.
I'd like to snuggle up to that muscular bod
and run my fingers over his bald bean.
It isn't fair!
How can I compete with an iconic athlete
who's ever at her service in a bucket at her feet?
Maybe it's not fair, but Baby he's always there,
and I love the way he shows he's ready to share
the rigors, yes the rigors of my working life.
It's not fair that he's always there,
the great big guy with the shaved off hair.
And I love the way he shows he's ready to share
the rigors, yes, the rigors of my working life.
What would you do if it were you?
I need someone experienced to be my guru,
'cause I'm in love with my cleaning lady.
But I've got the hots for Mister Clean.