Modern madrigals book two (F. L. Dunkin Wedd)
- Editor: F. L. Dunkin Wedd (submitted 2011-10-14). Score information: A4, 15 pages, 465 kB Copyright: Personal
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Title: Modern Madrigals Book Two
Composer: F. L. Dunkin Wedd
First published: 2004
Original text and translations
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